clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

(Source: prlncest)

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bruce-bayne:

Song Of The Week: Voices In The Halls | Neon Trees

"You still hit me like a buzz
Seventeen and drunk enough to wish”

Played 49 times.
Anonymous Asked
QuestionAre you gay? Answer

ejsaari:

I’m not gay but a butt is a butt and a blowjob is a blowjob.

whovian-all-over:

ohyousillypotato:

And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

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The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

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… that prefers the darkness…

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… and tends to be wary of the outside world.

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The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.image

We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

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… but to no avail.

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I am so glad this is back

(Source: mechapuppy)

just-a-little-stump:

trauntwave:

a transgender person has a child

they are now transparent

I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun

cornifero:

Robson Borges - CALM NIGHT TO FLY

phoneticmeow:

britney2007spears:

fun on the right, business on the left

I’m seriously concerned my left or her left

phoneticmeow:

britney2007spears:

fun on the right, business on the left

I’m seriously concerned my left or her left

(Source: fivegum)

(Source: prattical)

dolphinsweater:

comicshans:

I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

Michael Alone
dolphinsweater:

comicshans:

I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

Michael Alone
dolphinsweater:

comicshans:

I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

Michael Alone
dolphinsweater:

comicshans:

I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

Michael Alone

dolphinsweater:

comicshans:

I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

Michael Alone

clitt:

its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one

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